A Bad Day! Dragon Gets By by Dav Pilkey
ONE WARM SUNNY DAY DRAGON WOKE UP VERY GROGGY.
HE DID EVERYTHING WRONG.
FIRST, HE READ HIS EGG AND FRIED THE MORNING NEWSPAPER. HE BUTTERED HIS TEA AND SIPPED A CUP OF TOAST.
Dragon opened the closet door instead of the front door and decided it wasn't morning yet. So he went back to bed.
But when he wakes again, he decides to get up and start his chores. The floor looks dirty, but after sweeping for hours, it only seems worse. When MailMouse rings the doorbell, she points out that Dragon's house has a dirt floor, so of course, it's "dirty." So Dragon shovels the loose dirt outside. Soon he has a huge pile of dirt in the yard.
"WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH ALL THIS DIRT?" DRAGON ASKS.
Dragon decides there's nothing to do with dirt but bury it. He digs a large hole and shovels the dirt from his floor into it. At last that's done. But then he turns around and sees a big pile of dirt.
"WHERE DID ALL THIS COME FROM?" DRAGON ASKS.
By now, Dragon is famished. But his cupboard is bare, so he drives up the big hill to the grocery store. Dragon is a wise shopper.
HE ONLY BOUGHT FOOD FROM THE FIVE BASIC FOOD GROUPS.
Dragon loads his cart with cheese crunchies from the dairy group, catsup from the veggie group, doughnuts from the grains group, and pork rinds from the meat group. And from the chocolate group he picks out fudge popsicles. Barely balancing all his food groups, Dragon staggers with his bags to the car. But it seems that when all the groceries are loaded, there's no room left for him in the car. What to do? The only choice is to eat all the food first.
It's one of those terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad days, in Dav Pilkey's Dragon Gets By: An Acorn Book (Dragon 3)
Kids love author-illustrator Dav Pilkey's flair for the absurd in this beginning reader series that will be irresistible giggle bait for preschool and primary kids who love their books on the silly side. Pilkey, winner of a Caldecott Honor Medal for his novel, The Paperboy
Labels: Beginning Readers, Dragons--Fiction, Friendship--Fiction (Grades Preschool-2)


















