Shall We Dance? Mr. Putter and Tabby Dance the Dance by Cynthia Rylant
Mrs. Teaberry has been watching a ballroom dancing contest on television. She gets out her high-heeled dancing shoes and gets an idea. And when Mrs. Teaberry gets an idea, she calls Mr. Putter.
"I think we should go ballroom dancing," she said.
Mr. Potter looked at Tabby, napping in the geraniums. Tabby was old. like he was. "I am not sure I have it in me," he said.
"I have two left feet. I haven't danced since 1947."
"Dancing is good for people," said Mrs. Teaberry. "What have you got to lose?"
Mr. Potter is pretty sure he has a lot to lose--his dignity, for one thing. A lot of good napping time, for another.
They told Tabby and Zeke to stay. One of them was good at staying.
One of them was not.
Mr. Putter is actually getting the knack of the cha-cha-cha, and he and Mrs. Teaberry are having a good time--when...
Zeke stopped staying and ran out on the sparkly floor and grabbed a man's tuxedo tails and danced with him for a while. Then he grabbed a lady's poodle skirt and danced with her.
And when the band swings into a tango, Zeke whirls with a rose in his teeth. Some dancers stop dancing and watch Zeke.
And no one notices that Mr. Putter has two left feet, in Cynthia Rylant's story of quite a night on the town in Mr. Putter & Tabby Dance the Dance (Houghton Mifflin Harcourt).

