The Right Question: Why? by Adam Rex
"RUN, PUNY FOOLS!"
Mall strollers flee as, through the dome in the ceiling, a Supervillain crashes down among the terrified shoppers.
"NO ONE CAN WITHSTAND THE POWER OF DR. X-RAY!"
"WHY?" ASKED THE LITTLE GIRL.
BECAUSE OF MY X-RAY BLASTER!"
The girl repeats her question.
The disgruntled Supervillain mumbles through an explanation of his ray gun and his indestructible super suit, but the little girl repeats her question.
"WHY?"
The supervillain explains impatiently that it is his destiny to rule the world. The world deserves ill treatment because the world has treated he him so badly, he complains, unfairly showing disdain for his deep love for YARN! On the escalator he tells the little girl that he's always loved knitting, but his yarn shop was a failure because the fickle public cares nothing for his craft. The supervillain doesn't understand why not.
"KNITTING IS AMAZING!" HE SAYS.
No one understands him, not the non-knitting public and certainly not his father, who made him be a doctor just because his grandfather and this grandfather's grandfather were doctors. Now it is HIS turn to make people do what HE wants. He must be the master of the universe.
"WHY?"
"BECAUSE THEN MAYBE MY DADDY WILL BE PROUD OF ME!" HE ADMITS.
Now we're getting down to the basic question, in Adam Rex's both comic and poignant story of self-knowledge in his Why?: (Funny Childrens Books, Preschool Books, Early Elementary School Stories)
More books for thinking kids by Adam Rex are Frankenstein Makes a Sandwich,
Labels: Bullies--Fiction, Self-Perception--Fiction, Supervillains--Fiction (Grades K-3)


