Thursday, January 20, 2022

Dognabbit! Interrupting Cow: New Tricks for The Old Dog by Jane Yolen

The cows were lounging around in front of the barn, when Interrupting Cow appears and tosses out an old cannard.

"KNOCK KNOCK!"

Interrupting Cow, giggled, rolling in laughter on the floor, while the clueless cows rack their brains for the meaning of that non sequitur, and an old gray dog appears in the barn door with a smug smile.

"NOT FUNNY!" REPLY THE COWS.

In a huff the cows vacate the barn. To the surprise of Interrupting Cow, the old dog giggles again, with a winner's chuckle.

For parents who've endured those "Guess What?/That's What?" jokes, look who's the one who gets the laughs now?

At least Old Dog gets a laugh out of Interrupting Cow this time in Jane Yolen's latest in her nonsense beginning readers, New Tricks for the Old Dog: Ready-to-Read Level 2 (Interrupting Cow) (Simon Spotlight, 2021). Make way for certain silliness here. It's Old Dog who scores the first giggle in this book by the noted Jane Yolen, author of the best-selling How Do Dinosaurs..., rhyming easy-to-read series.

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