Maybe He Just Forgot to Shave! Gorillas in Our Midst by Richard Fairgray
You know how it is. You get gorillas on your mind and you start seeing them everywhere!
GORILLAS ARE HARD TO SPOT.
THEY'RE MASTERS OF DISGUISE.
That fuzzy-faced guy behind the newspaper on the subway? Can't be!
But just in case it's a good idea to keep a banana or two with you at all times.
Don't say you weren't forewarned!
GORILLAS OFTEN GET JOBS THAT LET THEM WEAR MASKS.
So, see, you've got to watch out for astronauts, scuba divers, surgeons, ninjas..., especially if they're kinda on the, um, burly side.
You may not spot them at the supermarket, but in the fresh produce section, if the sign on the banana bin says SOLD OUT, you-know-who has been there!
GORILLAS HAVE BEEN IN OUR MIDST FOR A LONG TIME.
SURELY YOU'VE HEARD OF GORILLIAM SHAKESPEARE?
OR APEBRAHAM LINCOLN?
But if you think you spy a gorilla, look again. It's probably just an orangutan.
THEY'RE TERRIBLE AT HIDING.
Richard Fairgray's gloriously tongue-in-cheek Gorillas in Our Midst
*Dr. Dian Fossey's classic nature memoir, Gorillas in the Mist.
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