Meeting the Norm: Normal Norman by Tara Lazar
THIS IS MY FIRST TIME NARRATING A BOOK. I'M A BIT NERVOUS.
MY ASSIGNMENT TODAY IS TO DEFINE THE WORLD "NORMAL."
Our student scientist is all set to do field observations. She's got the magnifying glass. She's got the clipboard. She's got the lab coat. And she's got a subject for her observations.
He's a gorilla.
ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE NORMAN. HE WILL HELP ME DEMONSTRATE THE WORD NORMAL.
Norman is clearly a gorilla. What might be a normal gorilla diet?
Bananas, of course.
Except Norman displays a clear preference for... pizza!
Our junior scientist tries to induce Norman to try a banana. She even peels it for him!
"NO--OOO--OOO!"
Wait a minute! Norman speaks English? Don't normal gorillas grunt?
Norman refuses to sleep in a tree. He prefers climbing into his bunk bed! Our young scientists offers him a pile of nice, fresh leaves and branches. Norman hunts up his plush toy anteater.
"I CAN'T SLEEP WITHOUT MR. SNUFFLES!" NORMAN PROTESTS.
"AN ANIMAL WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? THIS IS NOT NORMAL!"
Norman simply doesn't conform to the norm!
Our young scientist can't argue with her raw data. Maybe... she needs to alter her hypothesis!
Could normal be impossible to define? Sometimes it is, in Tara Lazar's Normal Norman
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