Yuks & Boos! Laugh Out Loud SpookyJokes for Kids by Rob Elliott
WHICH ROOM IS MISSING FROM A GHOST'S HOUSE?
A LIVING ROOM!
WHAT'S A ZOMBIE'S FAVORITE PAINTING?
MOAN-A-LISA!
Groans and giggles are guaranteed, in Rob Elliott's Laugh-Out-Loud Spooky Jokes for Kids (Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids) (Harper, 2016), a spooky compendium of riddles and jokes to keep the moans coming. Older kids who have lost their taste for marshmallow peanuts may want to forego trick-or-treating to try this punny paperback's classic killer-dillers on their fellow monsters. Kids a little too big for canvassing shamelessly for treats can catch a couple of laughs with this inexpensive compendium in their cauldrons. Even grown-ups may want to liven up their doorbell patter with a few of these groan-up greetings to the plastic pumpkin people on the doorstep:
KNOCK KNOCK!
WHO'S THERE?
EUROPE.
EUROPE WHO?
EUROPE TO NO GOOD ON HALLOWEEN, AREN'T YOU?
Labels: Halloween--Wit and Humor (Grades 3-7), Jokes and Riddles
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