An Indelicate Condition! Who Wet My Pants? by Bob Shea
COME AND GET 'EM! ALL YOUR FAVORITES!
Scout Leader Bear has do-nuts, especially chosen for each camper in his troop.
But his largess is rewarded by embarrassed looks from the other campers. They all stare, but not at the donuts.
"Ahem!"
Bear follows their glance. Uh-oh!
He vows that no one gets donuts until he gets a confession.
WHAT TH'...! WHO WET MY PANTS!
I'LL GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS!
There's an awkward silence. Nobody allows himself even a small smirk at the unintended pun.
Timid Tim Turtle finally says that it's likely just an accident. Big Foot admits that he used to wet his pants sometimes. Dog suggests that it could happen to anyone. But Bear demands a confession from the culprit!
ALL I WANT IS JUSTICE... AND DRY PANTS.
But slowly the truth dawns on Bear. Could that gallon of lemonade with breakfast or those moments listening to the waterfall have had something to do with his, er, condition? Maybe his pants just sprung a leak, leading him to blame his friends.... all of which have tried to be understanding.
Bear decides it's time to change both the subject and his pants and pass the donuts, in Bob Shea's Who Wet My Pants?
For more comic books from Bob Shea, don't miss his Dinosaur vs. the Potty (A Dinosaur vs. Book (2))
Labels: Camps and Camping--Fiction, Forest Animals--Fiction (Grades Preschool-3)
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