No Tiptoe Through the Catnip! Bad Kitty Goes on Vacation by Nick Bruel
"I WON! I WON! I WON!
I WON!
A FREE TRIP TO SOME PLACE CALLED LOVE LOVE ANGEL KITTY WORLD!"Uncle Murray is on a roll! A free vacation! What a deal!
But Uncle Murray is not the only one. Bad Kitty springs wide awake from her catnap.
BOI-OI-OING!Bad Kitty has got to go! She's read all the Love Love Angel Kittyy books.
She's got all the merch... including the Love Love Angel Kitty World toilet seat and matching underpants!
But when he agrees to take Bad Kitty along on his all-expense-paid vacation, it's no walk in the catnip park. When Uncle Murray shows up at the airport, he learns that cats are not allowed unless they are in a cat carrier. When he reappears with bleeding wounds and Bad Kitty finally inside a carrier, he's informed that the carrier must fit under the passenger's seat. There's quite a disagreement at that point, and Uncle Murray decides to take the gate agent's suggestion and drive to Love Love Angle Kitty World, where they arrive three days later, only to learn that Kitty World doesn't allow... cats.
It's no more Mr. Nice Guy for Uncle Murray as he disguises Bad Kitty as his son Murray, Jr., who unfortunately is only tall enough for one ride--The Tunnel of Love Love Angel Kitty Love!
After fourteen rides through the tunnel featuring every terrible Kitty Love tunnel tune, Uncle Murray needs some sustenance--a foot-long salami sandwich, only to discover that the only food on the menu is Love Love Angel Kitty pizza....!, and Wait! His money is gone and his credit card is maxed out
and... it's off to the Love Love Angel Kitty World Hoosgow for the two of them. . ., where he realizes that he has run a-fowl of the gangsta cabal of evil roosters who control not only the entire Love Love Angel Kitty World franchise but the entire legal system of the states in which they operate, and . . .Well, you get the idea! This is another of Nick Bruel's hilarious graphic novels starring Bad Kitty and Co., in Bad Kitty Goes On Vacation (Graphic Novel) (Roaring Brook Press, 2020). All's well that ends well with Bad Kitty and his weird feline friends delivering to Uncle Murray a foot-long salami sandwich and a tape of his favorite TV series, Bowling for Salami. The comic author-illustrator Nick Bruel provides his famous feline character and human associates in a funny series of take-off tropes on mass transportation and crooked theme park operators which are as sharp as a cat's claw, complete with words and music to the "Love Love Angel Kitty Theme Song."
Easy and silly enough for most primary-grade readers, Bruel's latest in this New York Times best-selling series is perhaps even more chuckle-inducing for the adults who read it aloud to them.Labels: (Grades K-5), Cats--Fiction, Theme Parks--Fiction, Vacations--Fiction
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