Mud-Slinging! Vote for ME! by Ben Clanton
Well, what's so great about YOU?
I'm a super cute elephant!
How can you not vote for someone as adorable as me?
Political speeches are prone to bragging, and Elephant is not above a bit of braggadocio from the podium.
So Donkey tries a bit of bribery:
If you'll vote for me, I'll give you a sucker!
So Elephant ups the ante:
If you pick me, I'll give you PEANUTS!
So the political competitors pivot to some name-calling!
STINKY Poop Scooper!
NINCOMPOOP!
This campaign degenerates into a bit of traditional MUDSLINGING!
SLOP!
PLOP!
It's politics as usual, in Ben Clanton's Vote for Me!
Other top-selling comic offerings by author-illustrator Ben Clanton include Narwhal: Unicorn of the Sea (A Narwhal and Jelly Book 1),
Labels: Donkeys--Fiction, Elections--Fiction, Elephants--Fiction, Voting--Fiction (Grades K-3)
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